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The Mad Hokster
Total Posts: 9991
Member Since: 02/02

Date Posted: Aug 21, 2002 06:05 PM

This message was edited by Pabawan on Oct 30, 2002 07:52 PM

This is like, the best thing ever: if Stephen Hawking were a rapper.

[I'm sure y'all can figure out the URL. If you can, language warning in effect.]

Darth Grandiloquos
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Member Since: 05/02

Date Posted: Aug 21, 2002 06:07 PM

LOL. If only it were true....

Zentar: Elven Witch Queen
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Member Since: 05/01

Date Posted: Aug 21, 2002 06:07 PM

*imagines*

"Just chilling in my chair, with the hoochies in their underwear, asking me about the universe and ###### so I tell em to get over it..."

strojo4
Total Posts: 6938
Member Since: 11/01

Date Posted: Aug 21, 2002 06:08 PM

There was already a thread about this....

He's hilarious. Both Hawkings are great!

albatross of love
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Member Since: 11/01

Date Posted: Aug 21, 2002 06:08 PM

that's the coolest thing I've ever heard.

The Mad Hokster
Total Posts: 9991
Member Since: 02/02

Date Posted: Aug 21, 2002 06:09 PM

"E" stands for energy, yo that's me,
I'm a brilliant scientist and a dope MC.
Before you step to me I'd think twice G,
I'm the Lord of Chaos, King of Entropy.

Tee hee...

The Mad Hokster
Total Posts: 9991
Member Since: 02/02

Date Posted: Aug 21, 2002 06:11 PM

I explode like a bomb, no one is spared,
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared.
Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip,
my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip.
Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk,
pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk.

"E=MC Hawking" might just be the greatest song ever made.

Seleucus Nicator
Total Posts: 3812
Member Since: 05/02

Date Posted: Aug 21, 2002 06:23 PM

Yeah, he's great. "Entropy" is also a great song, as is "**** the Creationists" and "All my Shootings be Drive Bys". Those are the three in my playlist currently.

The Mad Hokster
Total Posts: 9991
Member Since: 02/02

Date Posted: Aug 21, 2002 06:24 PM

"Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die" is a classic, too.

ChristopherJ@nsad
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Date Posted: Aug 22, 2002 02:27 AM

This is the best site I have ever seen.
Cheers!

Blackalicious
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Date Posted: Aug 22, 2002 04:45 PM

eff the creationists.

strojo4
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Member Since: 11/01

Date Posted: Feb 02, 2003 09:16 PM

It's almost as good as the Hawking version of Smells Like Teen Spirit that I have....

Supersexyspacemonkey
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Date Posted: Feb 02, 2003 09:53 PM

This message was edited by Supersexyspacemonkey on Feb 02, 2003 10:17 PM

####### #### just don' get it, s'all a singularitee,

I gotta stitch-up-a-rip in the space-time continuitee,

Tried ta warn her 'bout the Planck-time
but she commin' thru the dow

She don't give a ####, 'cause she sick of it, I'm hopeless, I don't know

So my homies say, "ya know, dog, don't-take-no-mo' from-no-## who don't dig event horizons"

"Common don't be a wussy, gotta find you some #####, and a phat unification theory"

"'Cause we sippin' easy quanta,
Yeeea, we slippin' down smoooooth worm holes
Uh-huh, we ridin' on ####### gravity waves
Yea, ####### yea, thazzit, all of it"

Knucklehead, Applesauce Fiend
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Date Posted: Feb 02, 2003 09:56 PM

And I think that gets some kind of an award for non-troll post with most profanity filtering in effect.

Supersexyspacemonkey
Total Posts: 30841
Member Since: 11/01

Date Posted: Feb 02, 2003 09:58 PM

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