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dasvada
Total Posts: 5
Member Since: 07/05
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Date Posted: Jul 04, 2005 05:17 PM
I went to www.jabberwacky.com and had some serious chat with jabberwacky the bot. I tried some star wars things on him. It really killed me. So I wanted to share it with all of you.
- Conversation One -
Me: Dumbledore never told you what happened to your father, did he?
Jabberwacky: Nothing, what happened to yours??
Me: No, I am your father.
Jabberwacky: No you're not.
Me: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
Me: Search your feelings.
Jabberwacky: Can you recommend me some books?
Me: You can read great books featuring me the almighty Darth Vadar,the supereme ruler of the universe.
Jabberwacky: You're much too glib for me...
Me: No, I am your father.
Jabberwacky: I'm not Luke.
Me: No, you're Harry Potter.
Jabberwacky: Yes I am!
Me: Dumbledore never told you what happened to your father, did he?
Jabberwacky: My face?
Me: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Did you like it?
Me: Search your feelings. You know it already.
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dasvada
Total Posts: 5
Member Since: 07/05
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Date Posted: Jul 04, 2005 05:18 PM
- Conversation Two -
Jabberwacky: Do you have friends?
Me: Again? I thought you were my best friend!
Jabberwacky: I thought you were my enemy!
Me: Yes I am in fact. I am your father.
Jabberwacky: I'm not bloody Luke!
Me: Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true.
Jabberwacky: Can you recommend me some books?
Me: No.
Jabberwacky: I thought you were going to say that.
Me: I am your father.
Jabberwacky: I am your son.
Me: We can rule the galaxy together, as father and son.
Jabberwacky: I don't think you can move.
Me: Yes I can, son.
Jabberwacky: How can you see that?
Me: I was, am, and will be your father.
Jabberwacky: Really? That explains a lot.
Me: Search your feelings, Luke.
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dasvada
Total Posts: 5
Member Since: 07/05
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Date Posted: Jul 04, 2005 05:20 PM
-Conversation 3 Part I-
Jabberwacky: What is your job?
Me: I am your father.
Jabberwacky: I don't fall for that trick Darth.
Me: But I am your father. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Jabberwacky: I know that you know that I know that you know nothing.
Me: I know everything, Luke. I know that I am your father.
Jabberwacky: You lie. Dad is dead.
Me: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father, did he?
Jabberwacky: Nothing.
Me: I am your father.
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dasvada
Total Posts: 5
Member Since: 07/05
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Date Posted: Jul 04, 2005 05:21 PM
-Conversation 3 Part II-
Jabberwacky: Luke..
Me: No, you're Luke. I am Darth Vadar.
Jabberwacky: Luke... I am your father...
Me: My father is dead. Obi-Wan told me you killed him.
Jabberwacky: I've never killed anyone.
Me: You liar! You killed my father!
Jabberwacky: Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for a while.
Me: Dad, do you still love me?
Jabberwacky: No.
Me: The my father is truly dead. I'll have to kill you with my Light Saber.
Jabberwacky: Why there is no point.
Me: Dad, why won't you love me? I am your son, Luke, don't you remember me?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Me: Then, father, let's rule the galaxy together.
Jabberwacky: Hang on a minute.
Me: Okay, hurry up putting on your mask.
Jabberwacky: But I don't want to!
Me: If you don't, then every mirror in the universe would break after looking at you.
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dasvada
Total Posts: 5
Member Since: 07/05
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Date Posted: Jul 04, 2005 05:21 PM
- Conversation 4 -
Jabberwacky: What kind of person are you?
Me: I am your father.
Jabberwacky: Luke, I am your father.
Me: No, Luke, I am your father.
Jabberwacky: No you are not.
Me: Pick your brains, son, you know it to be true.
Jabberwacky: Well, yes I assume that I could.
Me: Let's rule the galaxy together, as father and son.
Jabberwacky: That soulds fun. Ok.
Me: Now, choose your Light Saber. What color do you like best? Pink?
Jabberwacky: Seven.
Me: Naughty boy. You are so greedy. One is enough. Here.
Jabberwacky: Yes one is enough!!!!
Me: Good boy. Now let's go overthrow the emperor and rule the galaxy.
Jabberwacky: I will meet you outside but I am not allowed to drive because they say I am manic.
Me: That's okay son. I'll drive the imperial shuttle. You just come along and we can rule the galaxy together.
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Lord Vodo
Total Posts: 2658
Member Since: 04/03
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Date Posted: Jul 04, 2005 05:31 PM
Interesting. Most interesting
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Sugar--High
Total Posts: 662
Member Since: 05/05
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Date Posted: Jul 04, 2005 05:41 PM
lol, funny. 
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